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YELP DATE REVIEWS

I used Yelp to review places I had gone on dates but only reviewed the dates. I left a total of 12 reviews before the powers that be terminated my account

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PHANTOM OF THE OPERA text message synopsis

During the snowstorm of January 2016, a friend mentioned casually via text that he had never seen the musical Phantom of the Opera and asked for a summary. Having exhausted all of my blizzard rations except a bottle of wine, I complied with more fervor than perhaps was called for.

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CHARLES MANSON & AILEEN WUORNOS ON TINDER

After "friends" kept suggesting I join Tinder, I tested the waters by seeing how users would respond to Charles Manson and Aileen Wuornos. The very scientific result of this very scientific experiment was I decided to never join Tinder.