PERFORMER / WRITER / MODEL* / ATHLETE**/ MOM***
*only accidentally **not an athlete ***probably more of an aunt vibe?
??? WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE ???
(MOM I AM TRYING)
Performed as Britney Spears, Liam Neeson, et al. in Anthony Natoli & Mitchel Civello's Justin Timberlake vs. Ryan Gosling at Ars Nova (ANT Fest)
Wrote a story for NYMag in which I repeatedly reference the character of Fosca from Stephen Sondheim's Passion, devoting myself to having as narrow a niche as possible: "I've Been Giving My Past Self Advice on Facebook"
Embracing imminent obsolescence by taking part in The 24 Hour Plays: Nationals, a program for which the age cutoff is 25
petting your dog and can you please be cool about it